belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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