Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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