I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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