drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
