i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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