wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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