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And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'

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(361): View more from Texas

Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed

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(512): View more from Texas

Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.

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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I have no recollection of sleep choking you

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(913): View more from Kansas

I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.

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(515): View more from Iowa

He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.

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(224): View more from Illinois

my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno

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(914): View more from New York

Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party

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