You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
OPIZZABONMYDICK
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Randomize
