I wannas sexs uuuuu
Plan B is the new Plan A
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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