Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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