All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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