i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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