How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
