i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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