I CAN MOONWALK!
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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