Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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