the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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