It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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