You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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