Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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