I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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