Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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