I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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