He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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