I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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