I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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