doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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