Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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