All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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