A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
porn star boner night. come get it.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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