uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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