I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Is Oprah even human
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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