what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Randomize
