Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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