Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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