walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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