doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize