So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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