Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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