Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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