Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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