careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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