I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i just google imaged poop.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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