Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
organizing the empties. That sober.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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