all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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