Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Shame - the story of my life.
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