Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
And then he peed in my hair
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