I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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