And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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