She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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