She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just cropdusted the office
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
