Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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