how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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