i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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