I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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