And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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