he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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